Contest 1: Show the love

**dpollitt** · 08-04-2008

Heres what I got:

**sheri333** · 08-05-2008

I'm not very creative so I probably won't have an entry but based on just the few already up the entries are going to be really fun to see. Great idea wootalyzer!!

**Koruwa** · 08-05-2008

looking forward to seeing the other images

**uoslaN** · 08-05-2008

There is not really any visual representation that would appropriately demonstrate what has happened to me. So, please, join me in a brief metacognition.

Ever since wootalyzer found me, my socio-economic condition has been re-rendered. I began mentally converting the value of everyday goods and services into much more wonderful things. Dollars and cents became a thing only whispered about, when alone.

All of a sudden, shirt.woots became my new medium of exchange--paypal became my own private Federal reserve. It was not God but in Amazon we trust. I could not have made it without my newest financial advisers: Mr. Yugster, Ms. Shnoop, and Prof. T. Fling.

It became clear that only in Uneetee will we ever learn to always sellout and w[h]ine .woot!

We must always remember those poor souls who are lost--being forced to pay retail price for such meak solutions to obvious agony. And also, to any of those still suffering from the fatal 56k epidemic of the 90's.

May Amazon bless you all in the finest of DODs

-Thank you-